“I am preparing myself for a job interview in 30 minutes. I´m applying for a position in the marketing department.”
“How is the job hunting going so far?”
“Well let’s just say that if there was a job which encountered applying for jobs, I would be hired.”

“They call me the angel of darkness!”

“As a professional piercer I occasionally end up in these weird situations. One time this girl wanted to get her nose pierced but she was so nervous that she brought her significant other. Which is fine of course but at some point her boyfriend started to massage her boobs to comfort her. I have to say I felt extremely awkward but that’s also the good thing with my job, shit never gets boring!”

“Somehow I always end up in confrontational situations trying to help the person in need. I remember a few years ago I saw this item on the news about a man who got stabbed in the back by a few men for absolutely no reason. While this happened, nine people were standing there in a circle basically watching him get killed. None of them tried to do something to help him. My mum is very concerned about me. She always tells me to walk away from those kind of situations. I understand her concern but never in my life do I want to be one of those nine people.”

“What is the relationship between you three?”
“One is my boyfriend, one is my footstool.”