“I manage to get myself through art school by serving coffee by day and pouring cocktails by night.”

“My girlfriend and I adopted both of them from Poland. Josephine has been with us for only one month but she already is more dominant than Jackson, who has been with us for three years. I think that’s why he doesn’t like her too much but when she gets into trouble with other dogs he always protects her.”

“Do you mind if I don’t answer these questions? I’m on an inner journey today..”


“This feels familiair.”
“Have you been modelling?”
“Not really but I was one of those two-year-old who played in a pamper commercial. That was a pretty good gig though. It paid for my way through college.”