“I guess everywhere in the world people love money but in Switzerland where i’m from, people love love love money!”

“I never thought I would find love again. We ran into each other at a high school reunion. We hadn’t seen each other in 30 years but it was love at first sight. On our first date we went to the park to walk our dogs. 6 months later we were watching this terrible Adam Sandler comedy when he all of a sudden asked me: ’‘Do you want to be my wife?” That was 6 years ago and we are still happily married. “

“My girlfriend suggested I should try wearing a color. I picked out a purple Hugo Boss suit and it just felt right. Now the only item in my closet that isn’t purple, is a black raincoat. I wore it a few days ago but I wasn’t really feeling it..”
“Why is that?”
“I guess because black is just so black..”

“We have been together for seven years but please don’t ask me for the exact date. Exact dates in not what love is about.”

“Do you mind if I don’t answer these questions? I’m on an inner journey today..”