“You know how some people feel about their children being the smartest, brightest, most beautiful creatures?”
“Yes..”
“Well, that’s how I feel about my dog.”

“I want to become a veterinarian so when Beau gets sick I can cure him. Maybe one day when your doggy gets sick, I can cure him too!”
“Well thank you so much.. but I don’t own a dog..”
“That’s okay, I can cure your other animals as well..”

“I’m from Italy. I came to Amsterdam be more free.”
“How are you more free here than in Italy?”
“For example, In Italy it’s illegal to smoke marihuana. I don’t understand why our government makes such a big deal out of it. I think they should be more worried about alcohol consumption, which in my opinion is a much bigger problem in our society.”

“He was found on the side of the road. Now he is like family to us.”

“He is the best dog in Amsterdam, Well except for that one time he trashed my house, ruined the furniture and ate all the food he could find the in fridge.”