“You’re not the first one to take my picture but at least you asked for my permission.”
“Why is that?”
“Maybe because I always have my book on hand so I can read inbetween walking back and forth from the post depot. And probably also because of the huge sunglasses I usually wear which are bright orange and match with the color of my delivery car.”
“How do you manage to read while delivering mail?”
“I’m a book addict so I constantly read no matter what I’m doing. Sometimes I read while riding my bike or even roller blading. Allthough I have to admit that roller blading is indeed a bit tricky. One time I got pulled over by the police. Since there is no law forbidding rollerblading and reading at the same time there was not much they could do so they send me off with a warning.”

“You better not post this photo on some pornography website”

“It just makes life so much better..”

The result of the prank..

“The other week my roommate thought it was funny to clingfilm my shoes and Tabaco. I didn’t want him to get away with it so I took revenge.”
“What did you do?”
“I teepeed his bike and wrapped it in aluminum.”
“What was his response to that?”
“He posted a photo of the result on Facebook, Thanking MTV for pimping his ride.”

“What do you admire most about her?”
“She is a tough one, No matter how hard the situation is she never gives up”
“Can you give me an example of her being tough?”
“She is 91 years old and a few months ago she broke her hip. The doctor said the injury was so bad, she would probably never walk again. But my mother didn’t take no for an answer and now step by step she is walking again.”